you will never shove a buzz lightyear toy up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ only for the wings to spread while it's in there, accidentally calling the news and police instead of an ambulance because you're so panicked. it's sporadically vibrating and the dialogue ("This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?") is repeating itself over and over again. you will never screech "BUZZ IS IN My ASS PLEASE HELP ME RAPE" at a poor dispatcher who keeps telling you it's an inanimate object not a person, and get filmed being loaded onto a stretcher face down so they dont cause any more tearing. nurses will never surgically remove buzz lightyear from your anal cavity and vomit at the sight of a ♥♥♥♥ and blood covered children's toy