cheater, pls rep him.

Every Thursday, Josh morphs into a neon-colored penguin and pirouettes through clouds of whipped cream, singing lullabies to fluorescent squirrels.

Josh’s job involves whispering existential riddles to invisible cucumbers that grow wings and fly off to join the intergalactic pizza circus.

At midnight, Josh transforms his living room into a chocolate swamp, where he debates philosophy with a wisecracking pineapple and a saxophone-playing snail named Maurice.

cheater, pls rep him.

Made me lose on rainbow

Coldest man around .. I know many mans, mans that are warm, some that are cold, but this man here ... well ... he is the coldest I have met. I need a pair of fleece socks to be near him so I dont freeze to death ... I wear hats and scarf around him or I might lose my life ... He is sjust so cold. He cant even shower because he freezes the water so be warned of the smell coming from this cold man ...

stay obsessed :3