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2 people found this review helpful
43.7 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
Gameplay is repetitive, there isn't much other than get drug, sell drug, outrun cops. Not sure all the features are implemented yet, but this game isn't tagged as Early Access as far as I can see. It was an okay experience, but I'd wait to get it on sale if you want to buy this. I got it as part of a bundle so I'm not super upset, just not sure the gang functionality is really fleshed out.
Posted 15 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
772.2 hrs on record (61.5 hrs at review time)
It's great! It's very similar to the new Doom game!
Posted 6 November, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Constant teleporting and servers are absolute garbage. Not a single fix for it. Play every other online game under the sun just fine. I'm sure it's just me though.
Posted 29 January, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,421.3 hrs on record (577.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ark is a game that is amazing, and terrible at the same time. The things they do right, they do really really well. The bugs and glitches make it almost unplayable. ALMOST. Dinos disappearing, randomly falling through the world, and the current bugs with genesis are a reason I would recommend you do not buy this game.

I have gotten so much enjoyment through this game, but I can't recommend it to anyone due to the sheer amount of frustration I've also experienced in it. For everything this game does right, it'll screw you over right back. Mods are great though.
Posted 1 September, 2016. Last edited 5 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.8 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Loaded this up after they released v1.0, and my god is this game beautiful. It's so fantastic in it's indepth textures, and it's amazingly seemless terrain generation, and the enemy monsters are as horrifying as they are unique. There are only good things to say about starforge, as codehatch has done the unspeakable, and created the world's greatest game ever made.

What a day for opposite day.
Posted 30 September, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
356.9 hrs on record (78.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I started this game with the expectation I'd find a weapon and maybe kill some other survivors. I was quickly met with starvation and dehydration.

On my second spawn I managed to quickly find some food and a water pump to satisfy my needs, but a weapon was something more difficult to find. I went to the airfield in hopes of securing a weapon. I found out quickly this was a bad idea when I met a group of players who decided to handcuff me and start ramming poison into my mouth. I died shortly after.

On my third spawn I finally got myself kitted up and fully loaded ready to take on any bandit that would try to feed me rotten fruit or disinfectant spray. Then I glitched and fell off a ladder and died.

18 spawns in and I'm still afraid of ladders. The zombies or the players aren't the real enemies here, it's those damn ladders.

TL:DR Ladders suck & Beans are awesome 20/10
Posted 24 February, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Maybe.
Posted 24 February, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
No.
Posted 18 July, 2013. Last edited 30 December, 2013.
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