rise and shine sailor…

i pee nut in your butter

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my name is John Bluearchive. I teach people.

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V A I L D

Call me "Women Respecter" cause I be loving both ( . Y . )( . )( . )

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No worries my friend, flat is justice

Why am I so flat

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yo

Hell naw

Can you PLEASE get one more steam level???

@Sumire: That's Korean, you moron. -_-

Silence China.
*loads 1911 with Freedom intent*

I have come























to headpat

Nutty

Deez what, sir/madam/fae?

Coffee is good, now gimme more dammit

have you guys tried coffee w/ coke? it's pretty good

coffee

yo momma

fake news

Tea is better

Still liking Delta Airlines?

reminds me of c00m 7/10

reminds me of ♥♥♥ 6/10

loser

miku dayo

momy

horny

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+rep this men is awsome

stay horny

scammer.

breasts are overrated anyway penis is not

This claim is disputed by official sources

oh dont be so harsh on yourself im sure someone would find your chest fat attractive :)

I Wish I had boobs

bonk bonk /(me when kofi)

+rep cbt partner

ok

lost my virginity to this person

i'm staying hydrated and motivated

are you staying motivated???