Awaiting the Return of Hale-Bopp

I live inside an ancient snow globe constructed of blinding brilliance and pristine power.
I'm the Assistant-supervisor of our facility's power generator and responsible for maintaining optimal performance from the hamster wheel operators.
In my spare time I enjoy dancing in oily wooden shoes and playing electronic games on my picture glass.

Hardware Specs: Ether-cooled Omicron 9 model picture glass pro.