chzydeath
United States
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1-900-CAT-BOYS 1 Oct, 2016 @ 2:31pm 
His favourite girl probably feigns being injured in order to make herself seem more conquerable. Whether it be mentally or physically, she is seemingly weaker than the average female so as to awaken "Jake" from state farm's intrigue, as he feels as though he can only date those girls he can dominate. Of course, this is all an act, and his favourite girl is actually quite the sadist instead of the masochist she pretends to be. And "Jake" is intuitive enough to know this; he says he wants to dominate weak girls like they're rag dolls only because he's hiding his true desire, which is to be pegged by a sociopath who will refuse to use the big black one if he doesn't respond correctly to her inane questions, like "What is my favourite colour on Tuesday if it falls on a day I'm having my period?" Isn't that right, "Jake" from state farm?
hobro 1 Oct, 2016 @ 1:44pm 
I bet "Jake" from state farm likes the crippled one, he used to tell me "If you're a lion you want to go after the weakest gazelle"
1-900-CAT-BOYS 30 Sep, 2016 @ 6:46pm 
Who is your favourite girl from HuniePop? Mine's the one whose hobby is fingerpainting and watersports.
hobro 30 Sep, 2016 @ 6:44pm 
A man who has spent 11 hours chronically (and lubelessly) masturbating to hunie pop's host of beautiful anime goils. Here with his scratchy dehydrated voice is "Jake" from state farm.
hobro 14 Oct, 2015 @ 5:12pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! 👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten👼💦 10+ back: Daddy💕💕💦👅👅
1-900-CAT-BOYS 3 May, 2013 @ 6:05am 
You are the most kawaii person in the world.