Comedian. Writer. Freelance everything. Skeptic. Mustache breeder. Marksman. Impersonator impersonator. Welder. Fabricator(but he might have made that up). General metal shaping thing guy. Explosives expert and very fast runner. Looks a little bit like James dean, if you squint, and consume a box of wine. If he grew his hair out, he'd look like Fergie. Crash-hot pilot, but not in the good way. Declare himself Captain of Many Vessels, except they're all his own blood vessels. Makes an excellent smoked ham but it uses a great many Rolling papers. Rum-soaked, anti-mall, anti-hero, hot-rodder, implausible soccer mom; pro-eating captain-crunch-cereal-for-dinner. Tea Obsessed, well dressed danger junkie. Has a full sixty-eight responses for when people ask why he grew a beard, but one for why he shaved. A lover, Not a fighter, But also a fighter, so don't get any funny ideas. Wears very nice boots. A virtuoso at playing the harmonica - Terribly. The Best rapper within a 2 foot radius of himself(unless being hugged).