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Peter: Oh, Jenny... ooh, Jenny, Ooh, Jenny don't stop... Oh, Richard Jeni, your HBO comedy specials have brought laughter to millions. And what a sweet ass.
😶
Personality Tithe:
A price paid for becoming a couple; previously amusing
human beings become boring: "Thanks for inviting us, but Noreen and I
are going to look at flatware catalogs tonight. Afterward we're going
to watch the shopping channel."
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
😚
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them
is a match.
-- Will Rogers
🙂
guru, n.:
A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with
a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the
phone call you are about to receive from your boss.
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