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So theres this chick in my class i like; unfortunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day her, her bf and me are walking among a group of our fellow students to school when a gangster appears and threatens us with a gun. Her 'big and tough' bf instantly freezes and looses his ability to speak. I on the other hand squint step forward pulling my katana for judo practice out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say, the gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millienia. Do u fancy the odds?" Instantly the gangster drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her bf pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she had missed before, where she looked but had not seen. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who the real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected but raise a weapon against me and ull face your worst nightmare