Recent reviews by Der Übermensch

Mortal Kombat 11 is great but X is easily better. The combat is so much snappier and combos have much better flow. The way the meter is balanced way better and actually fair, I often wonder why they even changed it. I also personally prefer the base roster and DLC fighters too. Can't go wrong with X or 11, but don't dismiss X over its age, it outshines 11 in a lot of ways.

Reminds me of high school

My friend told me about this game called Paladins that he played everynight. I wanted to play it too so I looked it up on yahoo search and I came across a file called Paladins.exe on Mega Upload. I proceded to DL the exe and installed it. Thats when everything become odd....

My computer restarted but instead of the XP start up jingle I heard a blood curdiling screach,"AHHHHHHHHH!",I nearly peed myself. But I assumed it was a glitch and opened Paladins. I was greeted by a russian man named Viktor who told me to stand infornt of my web cam,I did as he said.....that was my first mistake. I was now under his control.

He told me to take my shirt off and I did as he said next thing I knew he printed out the picture of me without my shirt and what looked like blood came on the screen. I went to turn of my computer but all that happend was a loud roar yelling,"YOU DAER CHALLUNGE MAKOA!",and blood started oozing out the vents of my PC! I touched it and rubbed it on my face and it turned out to be kool aid,I was shocked! Then Viktors eyeys turned black and started leaking hyper realistic blood and he was luaghing like a mad man.

I unhooked all the cords from my PC and threw it in the trash outside but when I came back upstairs everything was set up again as if nothing had happend. I showed my mom the picture of me without my shirt and said I was hacked but then she said,"I'll hax ur xbox akount and ddos u!",then she screamed as loud as she could and jumped out the window.

I can't get rid of my PC so I just keave it in my room but I never turn it on anymore. At night I wake up covered in kool aid and here the XP start up jingle with the bass boosted. I guess I should've bought Overwatch.

The End.

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The game CS:GO and Overwatch want to be. It's PUBG that requires actual skill.

First impressions are really meh,kinda boring and not scary. Beat the free first chapter in under 20 minutes,probably not gonna invest in to this but the art style is really nice. Also couldn't stop thinking of Bendy from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Surprisingly decent for a 99 cent game. Good graphics,nice sound effects and the music even reacts to you getting hit or getting a power up. A great waste of time. If you have some spare change or just sold some cards actually consider this game.

Diablo but I can play as Iron-man,Spider-man,Star Lord and Deadpool.....10/10

Pumbas spirit came to talk to me...then he proceeded to jump on a barn and summon satan. 11/9