Recent reviews by Chop2PT

Only good if you play as Tracy McGrady. :)

GOSH the freaky dealer looks so helpless when i handcuff him, smoke a cig, down 2 beers AND BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT! LOVE THE BLOODY MESS HIS BODY MAKES! great-o this game is!!!!1!

rule 1: no rust.

as my eyes laid vigilantly at the meme that told me this, i quickly laughed it off and clicked "purchase". well, NO GOOD! I made a big booty mistake. while the jiggly booty booby bone physics give my willy a field day, i can not say the same about the non-hot loading screens (meanwhile GTA V loading screens jiggle me silly til i wheeze). also when i died in this game a big fat nutsack appeared on my screen and then i lookid in my pants and no more ball sak. and well that would explain why the dang sack on the screen so FAT. because i have big one. but anyways. no buy game unless you find a hottie sexy stinky ABSOLLUTE BADDIE GOTH that will grant you three wishes and entry into their awesome buttplay dungeon I MEAN AWESOME REALM AKA BASE THEY HAVE! but no. i didnt and this game sucked eggs bro

welllll me personally i blow at the game, but if you like to take backshots (pause) then this is the perfect game for you nutters. also the quickest speed of getting a boner

rigged

maya hot

Well lets just say this game gets awesomely freaky weird and freaking sick epic awesome sauce tartar sauce !! yayyy!!!

When I jerry mod I zap nuts as a weed cocaine meth deal doodie boy!

shooty worms fun

This game is my life. This game is beautiful. I love dogs, especially when they wobble. Amazing fricking game bro. Bravo.