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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:53am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:32am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:13pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:11am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:21am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:27am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 3:36am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 7:48am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 7:47am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:29am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:04am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:01am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:57am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 5:05am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 9:08am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 11:44am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:04am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 4:24am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:08am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:40pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:00am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:00am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 4:53am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:25am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:08pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:10am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:24pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:19am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:55am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 2:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:54am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:21am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:02am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:23pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:51am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 7:48am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 3:24am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 1:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:51am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 4:54am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:56am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:08am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:46am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:00am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:37am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:37am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:42am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:40am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:08am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 1:56pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:00am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:36am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:36am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:36am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:55am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:40am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:53pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 4:56am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:55am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:03am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 7:48am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:19pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:23am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:03am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:39am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:05am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 4:09am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:19am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:55am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:03am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:34am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:59am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:34am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 7:47am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:41am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:41am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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