bingus brown is sadly not in town sorry to tell you about this.

♥♥♥♥ dat ♥♥♥♥♥ juju mane on my momma

slime

<3

I will not tolerate EU Politicians on my friends list, if you're an EU Politicians you better tell me or remove me.
If you continue to remain on my friends list and lie that you're an EU Politicians I'll report you to the AfD, or whatever populist organization I need for you to be slightly concerned.

warning: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ below. Do NOT engage, I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.

babe

If you are reading this there is a small piece of you that wants to hold on. You have kindly given me a few minutes of your time, and I do appreciate that. I want you to live. I want you to want to live.I won’t feed you some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like it’s all going to be OK with time because it may not be, and it may not turn out as you wish, but you will never know if you don’t stick around to find out. I won’t make you feel selfish by telling you to stick around for your family or friends, because I know you feel that leaving would not only end your burden, but theirs as well. I will tell you someone loves you despite how you feel inside. You may not see or even hear it, but someone out there values your life; I value your life. I can empathize with your pain; I feel it myself. You are incredibly strong. I won’t ever tell you that you are being dramatic and don’t really want to die. I will instead be here to listen and validate your feelings because they are as significant as you

Hello. I am sfaff worker of www.gayhunktinder.com that you joined not too long ago, and I would like to notify that your account has several replies to your ad titled "Hairy Hunk Looking For Skinny Twink". Thank you for using www.gayhunktinder.com , and I wish you a great day!

stop being anti semitic, nazi

Bike is short for Bichael

-rep does not like ap euro

I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Steel Beam” and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a steeliphobe and need to check your metallic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. NOT COPIED

is this big bossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

My dad works for xbox

bikes are for balding dads

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

♥♥♥

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rawr XD im so randomz

weeb trash ♥♥♥ you motherhecker. You are a sinner and a minority

Dad. You're not white

-rep your autobiography gave me aids

:Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft*

scoot life

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Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

God is Not a Real Person, Hitler is.

WTF

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hi

Hi

What happened next on your magical journey after you hatched out of the egg?
I came out of the air in a, 'Farting Contest For Fatties.'
:D

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