Recent reviews by Chocolate Bob

I have played 40 hours in he game and have enjoyed it. I was going to leave a good review untill I got to a certain mission and the quest won't progress.
I googled the problem and it's a known bug and spent a few hours trying to fix it to no avail.
Tbh I can't be bothered if I can't progress the main story. If it was a side quest I wouldn't be so bothered but it's the main mission when you kill the coarser.
I'm gonna un install it for now and re play new Vegas for the 100th time.

"Two Point Hospital" offers a hilariously wacky take on the hospital management genre, where players are tasked with curing bizarre ailments like "lightheadedness" (where patients have lightbulbs for heads) and "cubism." The game’s tongue-in-cheek humor shines through in everything from the absurd illnesses to the quirky animations of your staff and patients, all while you try to keep the chaos in check. Building hospitals with ridiculous rooms, like clown clinics or gastroenterology departments that double as comedy clubs, guarantees plenty of giggles. Just beware of the occasional epidemic of "slack tongue"—it’s not just an ailment; it’s a condition you might catch from overworked staff! Overall, the combination of clever writing, quirky design, and entertaining gameplay makes "Two Point Hospital" as much a comedy show as it is a simulation game.

"Mass Effect Legendary Edition" revitalizes the classic trilogy with enhanced graphics and quality-of-life improvements but can be quite complicated, especially for newcomers. The intricate plotlines, vast universe, and multitude of character interactions can be overwhelming, making it difficult to grasp the full scope of the story and the impact of your choices. While the remastered visuals and streamlined gameplay mechanics are impressive, the depth of the lore and the complexity of relationships can leave players confused. For those unfamiliar with the original games, the learning curve may feel steep, making it challenging to fully appreciate the epic narrative and emotional stakes involving Commander Shepard and their crew. Despite these complexities, many fans still find the experience rewarding—but it's essential to approach the game with patience and an open mind.

"Half-Life: Opposing Force" is nothing short of a masterpiece that elevates the original "Half-Life" into an exhilarating new realm of gaming brilliance! Stepping into the shoes of Adrian Shephard, players are treated to an electrifying narrative that masterfully intertwines action and storytelling. The game's innovative mechanics, delightful weaponry, and diverse enemies breathe new life into the already captivating Black Mesa universe, creating an unparalleled experience. Each level is a meticulously crafted work of art that expertly balances challenge and discovery, while the addition of AI companions enhances the thrill of combat. With its groundbreaking design and unmatched ability to draw players into a gripping sci-fi world, "Opposing Force" isn't just an expansion; it's a shining beacon of what gaming can achieve, deserving a place at the pinnacle of all-time greats in video game history!

This game is historically inaccurate.

This game is too unrealistic. I have never seen anyone jump off one yet or seen any large bait hit it.

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when they are milking cows?
Udder nonsense!

I once went skiing and this happened to me in real life, so I no longer ski. The game is fun

If you put a fish in your butt, will it swim out of your mouth?

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