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bingus chingus   Federated State Of Micronesia, United States
 
 
Pro Gamer since 2004 playing for Fantasies // Elusion

Main Role : Shot caller; Main Awper; Main Rifler; Support; ADC; Teacher (but I'm still learning); Map maker; Headshot coach; Headshotter; Top Fragger
Favorite Gun : M4 "Gratata" a1s
Favorite Map : Wherever the ♥♥♥♥♥ is tight

Setup
Monitor : .5x.5 GT Fragmaster Fragcity Fraglife monitor with custom LEDs and smoke machines
Processor : Einstein's Preserved Brain
Cooler : A chunk of Antarctic Glacier with i56789 2x NASA wind turbines (custom from NASA)
Graphics Card : The Hubble Telescope
Keyboard : I don't use a keyboard, I tell my character where to go
Mouse : Synchro85 Octocore G5 LogiKEK R34L W@RF4R3 Gaming Mouse
RAM : Intelcore 17k Hindu State Drive 18^Zeus Gigs
Motherboard : My mom tied to a wooden board
Power Supply : Solar Systems OmegaG52813 Geothermal Panels (I play outside so the panels get maximum sun exposure)
Case : Didn't need one, I glued my parts together with GeForce Nvidia Alienware E85c.2.0 duct tape
Storage : 2 megabyte wirelessly wired usb
Gaming Chair : DXRACER OH/KF00/NW/ZERO Special Wood Edition Game Seat custom built with guns that shoot whenever I shoot in-game
Gaming Glasses : Don't need em', I have built in xray vision 20x20x20/20x20x20 vision
Average FPS : π

Motivational Quotes
"Why you heff to be med, it's jus a geme." - Confucius
"You make all the shots you make." - Lee Harvey Oswald
"Never let anyone define who you truly are. You are you. I am me. ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ brother" - Shoq

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Remember, always be suplexin'
Currently Offline
Mama_katherine 8 Oct, 2019 @ 11:28pm 
hit me up if you ever want to raid a safehouse or biker gang hideout hopefully i can figure out why my mic is picking up everything while push to talk is turned on
Mama_katherine 8 Oct, 2019 @ 11:26pm 
game ended up crashing sorry about that i tryed joining back but your lobby wouldnt show up
kevpie202 10 Aug, 2019 @ 2:22pm 
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kevpie202 5 Jan, 2017 @ 10:26pm 
quit steam NOW and i mean NOW sir
honeybunz 26 Dec, 2016 @ 11:04pm 
hey cuck boi join my group so I can tell you more about how you opened your mouth the wrong way when sucking my ♥♥♥♥ lmao. learn to talk ♥♥♥♥ before talking ♥♥♥♥ to someone who can lay down quips faster than you bust jacking off to anime figurines you weeb degenerate