+REP, thanks for the trade!

Hey, sorry I saw your profile i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha!! i don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be hte one in the kitchen making sandwiches!!!!! we should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect u sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i dont go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

After a good game of CSGO he added me because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. He lives in the shacks, and is very poor. So I had to pay for his bus tickets.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, and he tried to unbuckle my belt. I grabbed him and said surprise tables have turned!! thinking he would have gotten a fright and stopped his ♥♥♥♥. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. His very horny. Does do cluster gang bangs. multi-penitration addict!

Bro I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept

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+REP ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my teammates right in the eye socket