i physically cannot stop myself from saying "bruh moment" whenever i react to anything. What was originally a rather humorous saying has evolved to now an impulsive, uncontrollable behavior that consumes me whenever i have to react to something. From "holy crap" and omg to "bruh" all that is said now is "bruh moment". "bruh moment" this "bruh moment". my family died. bruh moment. im having the time of my life. bruh moment. i just wanted to be cool and say something original. bruh moment. little did i know the horrors that came from bruh moment. im doomed. bruh moment. this phrase has gotten the best of me. its over for me. bruh moment. bruh sound effect. b r u h m o m e n t. bruh.

Peter Pan lived in a pan where the pesticides don't reside and the pests can still reside. The Masters of the Universe that are responsible for the chemical reaction behind olfaction that creates the sensation of humanities memorization. It allows your hippo on campus to access your hippocampus's light for the proper insight. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti[×]me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed timezone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer.

Ah, so you're THAT guy

'If I was doing x I would do y'

Let me tell ya something, buddie. No one is listening to you. You're doing nada, silch, nothing except sit in your arm chair, vaping and drinking Monster energy drinks with a Cheeto 'stash.

Heres my advice to you:

1. Take a break from Reddit. You're putting far too much time and effort into accumulating updoots. Heck, take a break from the interwebs completely.
2. Go read a book. Reading is fantastic mental stimulation (Reddit does NOT count).
3. Take part in the NoFap challenge. No PMO for 90 days. It has literally changed my life. The. Superpowers. Are. Real.
4. Meditate. Meditation is as important as oral healthy imho.
Feel free to send me a PM, and if anyone else is reading this wants some advice or simply to shoot the breeze, I'm here all evening ☺️

You kinda look like Obama

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Dank meme doe normie