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Cons:
-Music sounds like it was composed on a '70s synthesiser by a 3 year old with autism
-The textures look like they were made using Microsoft paint (I'm dead fricking serious.)
-There is no voice acting, at all, whatsoever, there isn't even scream sound affects
-You can tell when you're in an action sequence because you'll see motion blur (that's super uncommon guys, no joke.)
-The gameplay is barely there, if not non-existant, it feels more like one of those mini-games they had on kids DVDs
-They try to make it seem cool to be an emo fa-.....I'm sorry I meant 'metalhead', and I'm pretty sure they're giving anyone who lives the 'metalhead' lifestyle a horrible name
-There's more backtracking than climbing down High Hrothgar 27 times in a row
-I think I would have more fun by getting mad at myself playing Sonic 2006 in an early alpha state
-The game itself is so easy that an entire tribal community that has been blocked off from the rest of the world for thousands of years could beat it

Pros:
-Super easy to get 100% of the achievements in 1 playthrough
-There's a tentacle hentai joke
-There's sexual jokes
-There's stoners that all have seizures while watching anime
-Your best friend is a decapitated zombie head
-Zombies are terrified of 8-bit death metal
-You get to throw a bomb into a zombie's butt
- Zombies are controlled by a telepathic land shark

Gr8 m8 I r8 10/8 IGN please don't h8, dis game is of gr8 f8 so go drive to the store g8, that is if the gas prices don't infl8

Anything and everything will happen to you in this game. 10/10

Red Faction is the sequal to the entire Red Faction series, and unlike most games, made a good sequel. I liked this game a lot, it's got great visuals, great storyline, and it wasn't buggy AF as the other games, it really made up for the piece of crap known as Red Faction 2 was, I could point out some minor flaws in the storyline, but other than that, I give this game an 8/10

Alright, this game has a decent storyline, nothing that you haven't seen before though. If you've ever played Jak 2, then you might notice that this game has an almost identical storyline. This game is very buggy, you can fall through the floors, the save files get corrupted very easily and I don't even think this game is a finished product. Beating the game doesn't make you feel victorious, it just makes you want to waste your money on the one DLC that came out for this game, but buying the DLC won't help you feel any more victorious. You can beat this game in a day, there isn't much to it. I wouldn't reccomend buying this game unless you're really rich and happen to be a die-hard fan of Bethesda and are willing to pay $20 to waste hourss of your life on.

Buy dis gayme, dis gayme gud.