Recent reviews by CheekyThunderThighs

Don't play games as much more but this game makes me quite happy

It doesn't look the best,
Or play the best,
Or work the best,
but damn it's pretty fun

Easily one of the greatest games of all time

The greatest game you'll ever get for $0.99 because the dev will still probably turn it into 10 other games still before it's finished

Could end up being good, feels like if BOTW had a mentally deficient brother.

Made every other game mechanically obsolete and could've been the greatest entry until Konami ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it. Still is an amazing game regardless because of the countless hours you can put in.

Way too many microtransactions. Want to get a new car without spending actual money? Do the two weekly challenges that give you $45k each, then run the same quick race fifty times for like $500k. Slow and tedious.

tldr; Ubisoft.

Honestly I remember playing this on release and I didn't like it that much because the story is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Going back and playing it again though, good ass game that just sort of failed to meet expectations at the time. Also Far Harbor is sick as ♥♥♥♥. Story is still absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ though.

It's like if listening to your veteran grandpa tell tall tales was actually funand if he kills you once he's done

Play for five hours
Get to the point where I can't make citizens happy anymore
Start new city
Pretty good game