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Make him stay. Make him stay Murph! Don't let me leave, Murph!

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search for ranked game. 3 emeralds on enemy team. 3 silvers on my team. my teammate enters site, sees an enemy in his vision... walks straight past him. enemy team has pro players shooting through one pixel angles. still somehow take it to overtime and lose to a trade kill (i killed the enemy and he killed me) be super lucky and fortunate that i still lose. thank you ubisoft please dissolve your company cheers.

Benzema has the touch of 13 quadruple decker freight ships filled with pure plutonium, its like he has a pyramid strapped to each one of his ankles 10/10.

tutorial for this tutorial for that i could literally go back to school and choose the most boring subject and it would be less work than this game. you can tell the devs are school shooters that wanted the game to be super edgy 11/10 bald lonely no mates devs

i can have a cig, shag my mrs, turn gay shag my bf, turn straight again and re-shag my mrs in the time it takes to respawn in this game. also Mayweather is the Developer of this game look it up, DING DING DING HES ONE SHOT I JUST PUNCHED HIM FIVE TIMES AND HES NOT EVEN LOW OMG GUYS THEY HAVE OUR FLAG BUT DONT WORRY LET ME JUST 1 SHOT SNIPE THEIR WHOLE TEAM WITH 4 BULLETS AHA G3T R3KT N3RD XD H4LO FTW

DAYZ and PUBG are less of a running simulators, in the beta you could zip-line up a building and see a tornado and kill like 5 guys clearing out a building with your squad. in the full game you play on gloomy, depressing maps and get 5 kills total a game because you cant kill people with rifles from 600m away and snipers are like a 2 hit kill even if ur decent with one. if you want kills, get in a vehicle. if you want to die every 2mins to a vehicle, run around the map looking for enemies normally with a rifle. if you want fun, don't play this game. if you want forgiveness, seek religion. honestly more falsely advertised than cyberpunk.

dont play this pointless game its a waste of time. kid on the other team goes 40-1 and says hes not cheating and my team goes 2-14. no matter how hard i try or how good i do i lose. theres no point in playing this awful, terrible, painful, cancer, small, fat, waste of time, ive cut off my ballsack 3 times just to feel something. screw csgo and screw you <3