the year was 2024... it was brat summer...

i looked our my window and could see a faint glint, something reflecting the rays of the sun. it piqued my curiosity, i cant lie... i wanted to know what it was badly.. very badly...
so i set off on my quest...i roamed lands far and wide. i saw things nobody had seen before, i ventured to the lands of uguwanki, smelled the dung of the uguthanki and had some uguspanki with ur mom... all to see what was causing this glint...

ten years later i reached my destination..
it was a man, sat naked, his head..BALD. not a single follicle blessed the top of his head. he was enchanting.

and who was this man i hear you ask?
it was shmalc.
-rep good trade

-rep this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy...



fifteen years ago, i was walking down sunset boulevard in my hometown of albania whwere i spent my formative years as a scavenger warrior/ballsack entrepreneur and i see something jostling and frostling in the bushes near my abode (small green bin).......


this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy..

ep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep, good player, great teamate

so, there i was, balls deep in the vietnam jungle when i heard it. the noise that would haunt me for the rest of my life. i can only describe it as the most disturbing thing my virgin ears have ever heard. i looked around frantically for the source of this vile noise, and i found it. my eyes were set upon the baldest man in the world, vigourously polishing his beautiful bald head. it was at this point i took my rpg and shot myself in the mouth, ending my military service. +rep good trade

Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁life
⠀⠀└📁beverages
⠀⠀⠀└📁warm beverages
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁tea
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁before milk
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️BROWN
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 after milk
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️BROWN