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alan on a laptop

Feminine handwriting man.

+rep handsome gaming fisher dad. really good at shooting heads off. top-notch 5/5

(1/2) What ze ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze ♥♥♥♥ out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

(2/2) I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will ♥♥♥♥ Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.