Recent reviews by Government_Funded_Femboy

Machinarium but you are having a bad trip

At first I was like "Haha funny Catboy game"
But damn this is pretty good.

Idk what to really say this is just good.
Has some small problems tho
the lengths of the platforms feel a bit awkwardly short. I often find myself failing the level towards the beginning because I am going too fast. And then towards the end I am too slow because I tried not to build up too much speed. But that might just be a skill issue from me. The maps fell a bit restricted. Usually there is just 1 or 2 usable routes which are only what the devs intended. It would be cool if it was easier to find some unintended routes. That might also solve the too much speed too early problem.

Also whoever decided to give the CATBOY THIGH HIGHS I LOVE YOU.

Oh and pretty performant too. Plus I have yet to encounter any issues on linux.

PS: Please make some points shop items :3

Really really good game but too difficult for me

The vibe is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wonderful, the grind is not

Extremely fun game with almost completely unacceptable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attached.

With all the stratagems it makes you REALLY fell like you have a multi billion dollar war machine hovering above you head.
The guns, while wobbly for balancing I think, (mostly) fell really good. They are snappy and powerful, they fell crunchy on impact and don't even get me started on the explosions.
The progression is fine... could use a bit of a general rework. It is a little bit slow under circumstances and while it does have in game currency which you can buy with RL money you can also find enough of it in game by just running around the map for like 10 min every dive.
The game is also still pretty rough around the edges. Common minor bugs like loudouts not saving, general slight performance issues as well as some weird and stupid design choices like the ridiculously slow end of mission screen are pretty annoying but honestly not that bad while actually playing the game
All of that sound at least good enough so far but I just cannon overlook the kernel anticheat.
WRAIT94 writes about this better in their review than I can:
"(...) this game requires nProtect Gameguard, which requires root level access. The company, nProtect, has several scandals in its history, including having its user data exploited, as well as not uninstalling when the game it was installed with was installed. If you google "nProtect uninstaill" or "nProtect issues" you will find forum posts discussing the vulnerabilities and difficulties associated with this product as far back as 2008.

Even ignoring the issues with potential privacy, nProtect is the main reason for all the crashes in this game."

BUT even with all of those issues as well as the (at least usually for me) COMPLETE DEALBREAKER of a KERNEL level root kit ANTICHEAT in a PVE GAME!
… it is still good enough for me to play it because the actual game underneath all that is so so good.



or at least I WOULD if I could play it because the servers are so bad that you don’t have any chance of playing it after circa 19:00 CET.

Maybe just wait a little bit for better serves and the removal of the kernel malware.

MFW FlipperZero and Pwnagotchi

The physics, while they are relativly realistic, are just extremyl annoying

The controlls are very clunky and were much better in Boneworks

The game is fun and the soundtrack of the base game and the dlc is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good

The blond one has a stupid laugh but the weapons are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun

I need to kill fast

Bullets are NOT fast enough