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1 person found this review helpful
305.7 hrs on record (178.9 hrs at review time)
VERY HONORABLE DISPLAY.

Game is great,
Devs are great,
Community is great.

The publisher bows to Democracy.
Posted 5 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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920.5 hrs on record (485.1 hrs at review time)
Balance has returned to the Force. The dark side may attempt another uprising but for now, we have caged them.
Posted 2 November, 2023. Last edited 25 May, 2024.
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39.8 hrs on record (26.3 hrs at review time)
Honestly, the game is amazing.
It is some of the most fun I've had playing with my friends in a VERY long time.
This negativity, isn't because I can never win, because that simply isn't the case. But the servers in this game, as of right now, are horrendous.
First problem is the game runs client side, not server side which puts players with good ping at a distinct disadvantage (look at DbD before dedicated servers were launched). This allows for players to for example, grab you or your tail if you're playing tail tag from many characters away, or run on platforms that are already gone in hex-a-gone, and in worst case scenarios, grab a crown before you do, even though on your screen, they aren't even touching the crown.
That, is a minor negative, and is easily fixed.
The BIG problem with this game as of right now (and no, I don't want to hear about how it launched less than 2 weeks ago, they made over 50M in sales, and to have servers THIS unstable is a sin.) are, like you read in the previous; terrible.
Constant random disconnects-inability to join matches due to the server being 'full'-randomly getting backed out of games while your friends join and continue to play-and finally no name tags. The names have been down for over a week.

With all that being said, if you can stand that, the game is amazing. And they will be fixing the servers (hopefully.. as they've not spoken on a majority of the points above) eventually.
So once that happens, I will change my recommendation.
Posted 12 August, 2020.
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49.1 hrs on record (41.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Unless you enjoy dying from the environment, constant came crashes, disconnects, insane physics, insanely stupid glitches that they devs blame the players for (like your car randomly dropping through the map, your shoot not opening when match starts, terrible collision models,) terrible servers like I mean TERRIBLE. 6 Tic servers (CSGO stock "bad" servers are 20tic), constant lag server wide that the devs blame on the players. They are even so kind to put a little pop up in your browser whenever your game crashes to tell you a useless error code and reasons why it happened (again your fault not theirs) instead of fixing problems that have been in the game since the start of launch. If you've read until this far, past these stupid glitches, the game is fun. Considering it works 60% of the time. So if you buy this game, be prepared for the best time you've ever had, and the most intense blood boiling anger.
Posted 1 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.7 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Well having beaten this game I have a few things to say. Despite the very rough start this game is now fixed. It is completely playable. I will start off my official start to the review now by saying this was a graceful way to end the story. I think Dishonored 1 was a far superior game through character development and story, but this game didn't come too far from matching it. Dishonored 2 gave the most graceful and amazing ending to such an outstanding series I could not be happier. I am truly thankful I bought this game.
Posted 27 December, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
787.7 hrs on record (242.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I love this game, it gives you that rush whenever you do something well, honestly one of the most intense games I have ever played. Everything is good except the community. It is either full of toxic losers that trash talk the entire game, hackers that get by the ban system because it isn't good at all, or just idiots. Like seriously it's sad how bad some people can be and still be in your rank. Oh my and smurfs, smurfing isn't bad, it is a good way to play with your friends if they're lower. But it is when they rank up off of their friend who is smurfing they get into games with you and suck ass because they have been carried. Biggest issue with this game is by far the ranking and lobby system. It's pathetic.
Posted 14 February, 2015.
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