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15 of 27 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 6:53pm



And so it begins...

Make your first kill.

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
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How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.