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What is your life?
-My honour is my life.

What is your fate?
-My duty is my fate.

What is your fear?
-My fear is to fail.

What is your reward?
-My salvation is my reward.

What is your craft?
-My craft is death.

What is your pledge?
-My pledge is eternal service

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls (if you chose Lethal difficulty)

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average (if you rush main content)
☑ Long (if you want to do all the side content)
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
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---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult (if you chose hardest difficulty)
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good (base main questline)
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life (DLC questline)

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average (if you rush main content)
☑ Long (if you want to do all the side content)
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
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☑ 10

Fun game, good graphics, super sweet combat mechanics and extremely fun bosses.
Base building a survival feels great in this game and you can feel like a bad ass from early on. Then it just keeps getting better.

At the moment, I'm down voting every single game published by Sony until they let games be played on PC without the need for a PSN account!
Free Helldivers 2 from your scummy corporate greed Sony!

EDIT: Sony went back! Days Gone is a great game, I love it. It was merely caught in the crossfire. Changed back to my positive review

At the moment, I'm down voting every single game published by Sony until they let games be played on PC without the need for a PSN account!
Free Helldivers 2 from your greedy corporate greed Sony!

EDIT: Sony went back! Helldivers is a great game, I played this one for a bit and enjoyed it. It was merely caught in the crossfire. Changed back to my positive review

At the moment, I'm down voting every single game published by Sony until they let games be played on PC without the need for a PSN account!

EDIT: Sony went back! Horizon Zero Dawn is a great game, I loved it. It was merely caught in the crossfire. Changed back to my positive review

At the moment, I'm down voting every single game published by Sony until they let games be played on PC without the need for a PSN account!

EDIT: Sony went back! Spider-Man is a great game, I loved it. It was merely caught in the crossfire. Changed back to my positive review

I don't know anymore

Was going to write down a detailed review. But the beauty of this game is in discovering it.

10/10 Pristine Game
10/10 Pristine Voice acting
10/10 Pristine Writing
10/10 Pristine Dagger