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Recent reviews by Cuckleb

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
189.8 hrs on record (113.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I hear voices while playing this game, they tell me to kill, revive, and makeout with strange men. 10/10
Posted 8 July, 2023.
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0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Reminds me why I hate boomers
L+ratio+old+dead+no father figure+supports nazis
Posted 31 March, 2022.
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5.3 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is just a horror game with an uninspired art director. But for real, I ♥♥♥♥ my pants more than normal playing this.
Posted 31 March, 2022.
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514.8 hrs on record (513.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Reminds me of my ex: soul sucking, takes a lot of my time, supports children gambling.
Posted 31 March, 2022.
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375.3 hrs on record (367.1 hrs at review time)
I play Cav, people hate me. I don't play Cav, I lose
Posted 31 March, 2022.
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421.4 hrs on record (378.1 hrs at review time)
great game, amazing at building tension and making my heart race! !!!!!!HOWEVER!!!!!!!, the most recent update killed off a out-dated but functional UI to replace it with a UI that is inefficient and unintuitive. It takes a lot more steps to see information that i want to see (like team details after a match). i used to be able to quickly put together my build and buy more than one consumable and tools at a time without being backed out of the store menu. The store menu also resets my filters every time it backs out to the hunter overview, meaning, when i just want to buy my favorited tools i have to click on the slot, select favorites, and then buy the tool. to get my full tool loadout i need to do this 4 times. this takes 12 actions on my part while the previous UI took me 5. the hunter selection screen is oversized and takes more time to scroll through all my hunters to find one i already own and want to use. I think a lot of my frustration is just not knowing this new system, however i think the argument that this is a inefficient ui is valid. I think the addition of skin rarity is pointless. i do not buy the skins Crytek makes do to its rarity or price, I buy it if i like the skin or not. I dont understand their thought process here and i hope they do not go into the direction of loot boxes. I LOVE this game and its unique style and gameplay and know crytek will eventually fix this, however, in its current state i cannot recommend this amazing game.
Posted 31 March, 2022. Last edited 15 August.
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727.0 hrs on record (214.6 hrs at review time)
You can poop in this game so i mean it cant be that bad.
Posted 31 December, 2020.
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391.4 hrs on record (71.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is amazing. The firefights are the most intense you can experience in any video game. No other game will place you into a squad of 9 dudes all yelling jokes and orders while mortars, tanks, and helicopter surround you. Sure their is a lot of mindless running in the game but i feel that adds great contrast to the utter intensity of a 40v40 gun fight. I highly recommend this game to anyone who has an interest in tactical shooter or realism. 10/10
Posted 25 October, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Id bounce on my boys d1ck to this game 10/10 jewish shmekles
Posted 29 May, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
209.0 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
The game bugged out and was always running as a back process wich Steam counted as play time, I've played it once and it now says I have 105 hours.

6.5/10 did uninstall
Posted 7 December, 2015.
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