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As someone who has played CoD since Cod 2 and The Big Red One, and has bought virtually every cod up to mw3. (Even the Wii and DS versions) CoD is dead, you cant even turn your brain off anymore and play some mindless multiplayer without having to google a meta or having to deal with sweats that think they're going to be the next big streamer. Im beyond disgusted at the fact that I pre-ordered MW3 for the hopes of a promising campaign and they couldnt even deliver on that, shows abundance. This franchise is long gone. Dont waste your money.

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pretty good game

Did you know Papa Fernando saved the world with only his Vocho and a 6 pack of modelo?

One fateful evening, as the sun began to set, Papa Fernando parked his Vocho near a desolate gas station in the heart of the Mexican desert. He cracked open a bottle of Modelo, taking a swig and reveling in the peace and solitude. But his peaceful moment was interrupted by a rumble from above, shaking the ground beneath him.

Looking up in surprise, Papa Fernando saw a massive spacecraft descending from the heavens, its shiny surface reflecting the colorful sunset. To his astonishment it was Morris Traveler, the craft opened, revealing a group of pregnant space aliens with glowing eyes and tentacle-like appendages.

Papa Fernando's initial shock quickly turned into amusement as he realized that he was slightly intoxicated from the beer. He chugged down the rest of the bottle, belched loudly, and proclaimed, "Bring it on, extraterrestrial mamacitas!"

With a fearless grin on his face, Papa Fernando hopped into his Vocho and revved the engine. The tiny car's engine roared to life, ready to take on the otherworldly invaders. Armed with his six-pack of Modelo, he peeled out of the gas station, his tires screeching against the asphalt.

The space aliens, baffled by this inebriated human's audacity, began to pursue him. Their advanced spacecraft glided through the air, unleashing laser beams and tractor beams, while a man yelled through their speakers Vololololololo but Papa Fernando was too swift and agile for them. Dodging the alien lasers with remarkable precision, he maneuvered his Vocho like a true maestro.he drowned out the Volololololo by playing his favorite banda.

While the aliens underestimated him, Papa Fernando devised a ludicrous plan. He popped open a few bottles of Modelo, shaking them vigorously until the pressure built up, turning them into makeshift Molotov cocktails. He tossed them at the alien spacecraft with perfect aim, causing colorful explosions that sent the aliens into a panic.

As the pregnant space aliens retreated, Papa Fernando let out a boisterous laugh, triumphant in his bizarre victory. But he knew the battle wasn't over yet. Drunk on both bravery and Modelo, he continued his joyride, seeking out the remaining aliens who dared to threaten his homeland.

In an epic chase through the bonito Mexican landscapes, Papa Fernando and his trusty Vocho defeated the alien invaders one by one. With each passing alien spaceship that exploded into brilliant pyrotechnics, Papa Fernando celebrated with a sip of Modelo, toasting his unexpected triumph against the extraterrestrial onslaught.

When the dust finally settled, Papa Fernando emerged as a local legend, forever known as the fearless hero who defended Mexico from pregnant space aliens using only his Vocho and a six-pack of Modelo. His tale spread far and wide, becoming the stuff of legends and ensuring his place in the hearts of Mexicans everywhere.

And so, Papa Fernando, the drunken savior of Mexico, continued his adventures, always ready to defend his homeland with his beloved Vocho and a six-pack of Modelo by his side.

Its like pubg but without the need for $

Valves point and click adventure!

Uninstall simulator 2017.

Its good