HOE 👄HOE 👄HOE 👄! DICKcember 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🎄🎄🎄🎄 is upon us!!!! you know what that means 👀👀👀👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 time 🕒🕒🕒 2 get your pudding tasted 🍮🍮🍮👅👅👅💦💦💦💯💯💯💯 🎅🏼🎅🏼 XXX-mas 🎅🏼🎅🏼 is just around 👋🏿👋🏿👋🏿 the corner! have u been naughty 🙅🙅🙅😉😉👅👅 or nice 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼👼👼👼 send this ✉️✉️✉️ to 2️⃣0️⃣ of ur slutty 👙👙👠💄elf hoes in the next 1️⃣0️⃣ seconds 🕦🕦 or u wont ❌❌❌❌❌👎👎👎 get a visit from santas bulging sack 🎅🏼🎅🏼👅👅♥♥♥🎁 get 5️⃣ back and ur a wild reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥ 🙋🙋🎄🎆 get 1️⃣2️⃣ back and ur a SLUTTY CHRISTMAS MINX 👠👠👠👙👙👙🍆🍆🍆🍆🎁👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 be careful though❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💦😉 🧻Corona🤧 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🦠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 🙅‍♀️Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🤷‍♂️quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧴isopropyl-lubricant 💦 and ♥♥♥👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕️ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉️ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💦💦SYMPTOMATIC🤒 ♥♥♥♥♥🤫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🦇 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthy💪hoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ♥♥♥🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿

NICE GOLD PROFILE AGAIN! Or that's what I would say, if I wasn't redpilled on the fact that gold profiles are in fact another pay to win mechanic brought to you by modern video game makers. It's just sad that you'd want to stoop to that level. Do you think you can buy your way into all success? You are an example of everything wrong with privileged society. I hope that one day your gold profile expires and you cant afford it then you stop and reflect on all of the people who couldn't afford a gold profile and realize you're no better than them. True gamers don't buy gold profiles. You're not a real gamer.

NICE GOLD PROFILE! Or that's what I would say, if I wasn't redpilled on the fact that gold profiles are in fact another pay to win mechanic brought to you by modern video game makers. It's just sad that you'd want to stoop to that level. Do you think you can buy your way into all success? You are an example of everything wrong with privileged society. I hope that one day your gold profile expires and you cant afford it then you stop and reflect on all of the people who couldn't afford a gold profile and realize you're no better than them. True gamers don't buy gold profiles. You're not a real gamer.

NICE GOLD PROFILE! Or that's what I would say, if I wasn't redpilled on the fact that gold profiles are in fact another pay to win mechanic brought to you by modern video game makers. It's just sad that you'd want to stoop to that level. Do you think you can buy your way into all success? You are an example of everything wrong with privileged society. I hope that one day your gold profile expires and you cant afford it then you stop and reflect on all of the people who couldn't afford a gold profile and realize you're no better than them. True gamers don't buy gold profiles. You're not a real gamer.

Happy Valentine's day to you too