You, me, gas station.

What are we gettin' for dinner?

Sushi of course.

Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi!

We black out and wake up in a sewer.

We're surrounded by fish.

Horny fish.

You know what that means...

Fish orgy.

The stench draws in a bear.

What do we do?

We're gonna fight it.

Bear fight, bare handed, bare... naked?

Oh yes please.

We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese.

Dance Dance Revolution.

Revolution?

Overthrow the government?

Uh, I think so!

Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.

Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out (which I didn't know you could do), then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun,

-Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play cs:go sometime its a really cool strategy shooter game with lots of tense moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx ;3

Gave me more aids than the entire gay community