Recent reviews by Lazerblast!

Do you like Hades and Streets of Rage?

I bought this one without doing my research because, hey! Moon Studios right? This game is aggressively mid. In an absolutely saturated genre this one offers off-putting character design, generic setting and combat mechanics, awkward platforming and a bafflingly large file size. I hope it gets better as it gets closer to release but as it stands it has a long way to go.

Tyrian is one of my top 10 games of all time and this kinda goes in that direction (roguelite not withstanding). If I had one complaint it's that theirs not enough of it (but at the price it's still a steal). If you're a fan of shmups with extensive power up options you wont regret throwing $5 at it.

This game is not for everyone, myself included.

It's the subnautica game loop with a terraform setting. The planet (more or less) changes with your progress, turning from red to blue to green mars. It's a lot of fun with a friend or two if that's your thing.

This is a certain type of game for a certain type of player. I don't want to cop out and say 'If you know then you know' because that's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cop-out, but it's really that kind of game. Genre-defined it's mostly Factorio/Minecraft/No Mans Sky, but of course it's both more and less than that. It's definitely digital crack if it speaks to your particular flavor of autist. Beyond the gameplay loop, it's fairly pretty, very fun to move around, and the UI is really well done (and scalable). Also, this is Coffee Stain Studios, so you can almost guarantee that they will support the IP for the life of the game's interest.

There's nothing like Noita. It's almost indescribable. Maybe watch a video. It's wild, not kidding.

Oh man it's bad, like, not even worth it for $5 bad. Avoid.

It starts out confusing and boring. Then you figure it out and it's pretty fun. Once you finish it for the first time you realize how cool it could be, but after a couple of playthroughs it really starts breaking. Im sure this will be a fine sandbox for mods in a couple of years. Like always a bethesda IP is a janky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess.

Pretty bog standard. I just paid six bucks for a bunch of games I already own but at least I can hear the OG chiptune Bloody Tears whenever I want. I guess it's worth six bucks. Not full price though