We had a pool in the back yard growing up so I often had friends over swimming. I kept asking my friends if they thought I could jump into the pool from the roof, it seemed clearly doable. One day I climbed up there and did it. I landed dead center in the deep end, and when I got out all my friends were blown away. Then my dad came rushing out with a set of jumper cables and beat the living ♥♥♥♥ out of me in front of all my friends. And then he told all my friends to get off his property.

+rep good hentai weaboo ♥♥♥♥♥♥

+Rep good haiku

Did you know that in China there are 3 ways to say 《I love you》?
You say 我爱你（wo ai ni）for friends and girls you like, you say 给我你的鸡巴（gei wo ni de ji ba）for a more serious relationship and you say 我想你吃我的屎吧（wo xiang ni chi wo de shi）to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. And they follow this rule

Repost this if you got an A+ in Noodles in SOup's Mandarin 101.

13 things ur doing:
5. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling. 21
45. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
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12 things ur doing:
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts