Recent reviews by GoblinKing

I spawn in spaceship, I am crewmate.
I find tasks, I do tasks. Sometimes they hard, sometimes easy.
I see fellow crewmates, some suspicious, some not.
Red said he saw Blue vent, we believe Red.
We vote Blue, Blue was not imposter. Oops.
Emergency meeting, I am accused, say I am not impostor.
Nobody believes, they vote me, I am ejected.
I am ghost now, tasks continue.
Yellow reported, found Orange in electrical, dead.
Last impostor caught, we win, I haunt in peace.

8.5/10, ejecting hurts.

Join game, land in weird place.
I find a weapon, it feels funny in hand.
I shoot gun, bullets go everywhere.
Is this how weapon work?
I see person, I attempt shoot them.
They fall over, is this winning?
Gravity feels funny, why is jump so high?
I find more strange weapons, they too shoot odd.
Everyone falls over, is this physics or just wobbly game?
I win and eat dinner, I am champion.

11/10

I boot game, shiny logo.
I select rider, feels cool.
I start race, engine roars.
I ride track, full of jumps and turns.
I crash a couple times, not easy but fun.
I get better, start feeling the rhythm.
I win races, trophy sparkles.
I customize bike and rider, seems limitless.
I join multiplayer, instantly trash but still fun.
I find editor, dream come true.
I make crazy track, takes time but worth.
I share it online, get upvotes, feels good.
I play more, hours fly by.

8.5/10

I run, I fall, I get up.
I grab tail, I lose tail, I grab again.
I jump on seesaw, I fall, I cry.
I get to end, door not real, I get squished.
I roll on ball, I fall, I roll again.
I grab egg, I lose egg, I grab again.
I climb mountain, I get hit by fruit, I scream.
I try to get crown, I miss, I cry again.
I get costume, I look silly, I laugh.
I play again, I fall again, I cry again.

7/10

I press gas, car goes vroom.
I turn wheel, car goes skrrt.
I hit wall, car goes plop.
I fix car, car looks new.
I customize car, car looks cool.
I race others, car goes fast.
I drift corners, car slides smooth.
I win race, I feel good.
I lose race, I feel bad.
I play more, I get better.
I buy new car, it goes faster.
I make friends, we race together.
I join club, we win together.
I earn money, I buy upgrades.
I tweak settings, car handles better.
I master tracks, I set records.
I play a lot, never get bored.
Good game.

10/10

I buy game, it war game.
I click play, I soldier now.
I shoot gun, it loud and fast.
I get kill, feel like Rambo.
I run around map, looks real good.
I die, respawn, die again.
I throw grenades, they go boom.
I unlock killstreak, call in dogs.
Dogs go bark bark, chew enemy, I laugh.
I complete mission, feel accomplished.
I play online, other players good.
They kill me a lot, I frustrated.
I get better, learn the map.
I get killstreak, I helicopter pilot now.
I rain bullets, they run and hide.
I crash into tree, helicopter go boom, I sad.
I go prestige, I feel elite now.
I unlock new guns, they fancy and shiny.
I play zombie mode, it scary and fun.
I fight off horde, they keep coming.
I die, feel adrenaline leave, game over.

Favorite under WaW - 10/10

I choose legend, feel like hero.
I drop from ship, land hot or cold.
I pick up gun, shoot pew pew.
I slide down hill, feel like I am on sled.
I ping enemy, team knows where bad guys are.
I use legend ability, feel strategy in play.
I chase Champion Squad, play dangerous game.
I get shot, I call for help.
I get revived, I cling to life.
I kill enemy, I'm not just a target.
I loot crate, find good stuff.
I spot Kraber, my hand shakes.
I shoot Kraber, enemy fall down.
I see last squad, heart pound.
Ring closing, feeling the pressure.
I use Gibraltar's Dome, we safe for a moment.
I throw thermite, world on fire.
I shoot last enemy, victory in sight.
I win game, I am Champion.
My name on screen, mom proud.

10/10

Ever since this game has become free to play, I've been getting queued with nothing but hackers, smurfs, griefers, etc. Even bought the full prime pass and the game tells me I have a low trust factor, probably due to leaving games full of spin botters. Otherwise, I recommend it.