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Spoiler Man 20 Aug @ 8:48am

Aloha

Zeph 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:06pm

It was Christmas night and of course, Santa came down my chimney one night before. I had expected it as he came every year and left me a bunch of presents. So obviously I had been waiting for my presents this time (with a list under the tree hehe). I was awake but I had my sheets over me. I had excitement running through me and anticipation for my gifts. Suddenly I heard my room door open and footsteps approaching me. then I felt a hand slide under my sheets and the next thing you know that hand is tickling my balls. I woke up from shock and saw there was no one in my room. I ran towards the hall and saw the Christmas tree and to my surprise, there were a lot of presents with a note saying ";)".

Well, you might think, how is this story related to this steam profile? The Santa was none other than my dear friend caliber. 10/10 best friend ever. Not only did I get a new gaming monitor from him, but also got my balls ticked for the first time too. Best Christmas ever.

Enigma 29 Jul, 2021 @ 11:01am

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sharanbasav23 9 Apr, 2021 @ 2:11am

em ra

Zeph 2 Sep, 2020 @ 10:50pm

My bro's street name is Vin petrol, drives hella fast and ferocious. My only complaint is he texts while he drives. Pls someone help me make him understand that its bad to do so.

Zeph 31 Aug, 2020 @ 6:12am

+rep, bro stopped his mclaren mid race to help me with english.

Enigma 24 Aug, 2020 @ 9:48am

#This is just a comment!

Phin 7 Aug, 2020 @ 12:12pm

+rep good trader :)

Zeph 17 Jul, 2020 @ 5:33am

Bro stop hax, im gonna tell on you.

Zeph 16 Jul, 2020 @ 4:25am

This blatant spinbotter hasn't been banned for a year. This person is PROOF that valve does not care about their consumers, and VAC is a broken anti-cheat.

Evidence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsnVO2RT8Nk

Rezno👑 9 Jul, 2020 @ 10:51pm

Zeph 18 Nov, 2019 @ 1:57am

bro carrey me to globel ilete

amirS ✪ 18 Nov, 2019 @ 1:36am

when are you playing cs again, I want to reach LE xD

Zeph 24 Jul, 2019 @ 11:01am

benis

Zeph 16 Jun, 2019 @ 11:11am

I'm not your bro, friend.

amirS ✪ 15 Jun, 2019 @ 10:01am

if you want a person who doesnt spam the mic and can carry the whole game, you found the right person

Zeph 23 May, 2019 @ 12:23pm

I masturbated in my end of year exams

This happened around 5 years ago when I was 15, and I have 0 regrets.

I was in my Spanish exam, and the girl I liked at the time was wearing the tightest yoga pants I’ve ever seen, her a$$ looked huge, and her thighs were almost ‘spilling’ over the edge of the chair.

I got an instant erection as soon as I saw her a$$, but the thighs on the chair really got me, and I knew I had to do something as I couldn’t focus on anything but her thighs. We couldn’t go to the toilet, so I knew what I had to do.

I put my jumper on, pulled my pp and balls out of sweatpants, and hid it under my jumper. As I wrote with my right hand, my left hand was jerking it slowly. I came quickly, and managed to focus on my Spanish exam again. I got a B in it in the end!

Phin 23 May, 2019 @ 6:35am

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INCIDENT REPORT:

DATE/TIME: Right now

VICTIM: Libtard

OFFENSE COMMITTED: Trolled

ADDITIONAL DETAILS: Epic style 😎

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Zeph 9 May, 2019 @ 6:04am

Three cockroaches were on the wall,
one of them starts singing a really good well known song,
after it stops singing the other two cockroaches fall and die,
why do they fall and die...

because the song was a HIT song HAHAJAJAKEKELULUL

simplyshredded.com 9 May, 2019 @ 1:55am

IOS GAMERS RISE UP 😤 WE ARE THE OPPRESSED OF THE OPPRESSED 👿 TEMPLE RUN 🤬 FLAPPY BIRD 🦅 FORTNITE MOBILE 😎 COOKIE CLICKER 🍪 THESE ARE THE GAMES THAT SHAPED THIS GENERATION 🔥 NO LONGER WILL WE GET HIGHSCORES IN SECRET 👅

Zeph 8 May, 2019 @ 11:42pm

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own willy, and things are different now. As soon as mouth to willy contact was made, I felt a shockwave pulse throughout my body. I have a reason to suspect I have superhuman strength and telekinesis now. Three hours after, I noticed a van parked on my street, but nobody has entered or exited the car since its arrival... I fear for my safety. I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon, but it's possible that the goverment may have found out.

simplyshredded.com 2 May, 2019 @ 6:01am

wow nice GAMER RIG bro, gamers rise up B - )

✨续魄xupo⚡ 4 Feb, 2019 @ 5:04am

搞不懂你个台湾狗有什么逼脸说啊。闭上你的臭逼嘴巴，你们台湾牛逼到是超过中国啊，♥♥♥♥♥♥

Mike 18 Oct, 2018 @ 7:29am

-rep

Brynjar 29 Jul, 2018 @ 6:44am

h e n r y ' s c o m e t o s e e u s

simplyshredded.com 12 Jun, 2018 @ 10:17am

1:16 AM - caliber: kpop only good for softcore porn

simplyshredded.com 1 Apr, 2018 @ 3:58am

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Zeph 1 Apr, 2018 @ 12:10am

4:20 PM - caliber: Fist me daddy!

Zeph 2 Mar, 2018 @ 5:47am

Happy holi !!!!

simplyshredded.com 4 Feb, 2018 @ 12:45am

4:44 PM - caliber: ♥♥♥♥♥?

Zeph 15 Jan, 2018 @ 3:38am

Please add me bro, i am a big fan