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如果说《Golf Club Nostalgia》是一款隽永的游戏，那么《Slay the Princess》就是一部美丽的游戏。
怪奇但不是视觉小说里最怪奇的，深刻但不是视觉小说里最深刻的，不论故事、美术还是配音，最适合的形容词还是“美丽”两个字。
9.4/10

tl;dr: This game cures depression but gives you schizophrenia.

Imagine it's a Friday evening. You are just sitting in your home, thinking about how to get high. You can't just go out and get yourself some grass because it's January and you live in somewhere cold as f***, like Sweden, Russia, or, even C*nada (I'm a Nationally Localized proud USA resident, thank you!). And you don't want to huff paint because that ♥♥♥♥ messes you up. So what to do? The best option is to install Samozbor: Rebellion.

You know this game is gonna be good when the first sentence in the trailer says "Here comes the diversity." This game features nested story, cool visuals, crudely-drawn anime girls (and boys), stupid humor, extreme sports, russian mythology and political allegories of a post-communism society. Everything about this game is at the so-bad-it's-good level (except for the music, it slaps) and the overall outcome is actually not bad. In fact, I'd say it's pretty interesting.

The story starts from four (or five? I don't know how to count) well-mannered ladies having a tea party, talking about a visual novel they are going to write. After countless swear words and shenanigans, they finally started writing and poof, we are in the visual novel itself. The party leader Nikolai is holding a tournament of bottegei, a sacred sport of spinning water bottles. many talented players have entered the tournament, and at the same time, Nikolai's friends are dying one by one. Will Asya defeat all her opponents? Will Nikolai figure out who's the murderer?

Although the game looks crude, the storyline is actually coherent, although absurd as hell. The artwork, while poorly-drawn, perfectly matches the absurdity of the story. I had some genuinely good laugh during the one hour gameplay. The game ends abruptly, with bottles in Nikolai's both eyes, which reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Oh, did I forget to mention what "Samozbor" is? Go see it for yourself and enrich your culture statement.

To summarize, if you like Newgrounds-esque bizarre humor, this ♥♥♥♥ is gonna carry your weekend. And get you cultually enriched.

Why is it 2am already

美国人开发的游戏，在中国玩家手里达到极致。

给认为这游戏画面差的各位提个醒：这实际上是一款十年之前的游戏，只是15年才放到steam上而已。
大概是小学的时候接触到了这游戏的demo，因为各种原因未能接触到完整版。近日突然心血来潮想找一些类似ballance的游戏，无意中发现了这款，而且看到价格也很便宜，当即就入手了。
有人觉得手感不好，难控制，我想说：
1.菜单里可以设置灵敏度
2.键盘也能控制
3.都是玩过不少游戏的人了，花个2小时应该能适应了
4.要是玩了3小时还找不着诀窍……就当5块钱喜+1了吧:-P

• 轻松易上手，一个小时就通了（普通结局）
  
• 画风卡通，音乐动听，小孩子也会喜欢
  
• 类似马里奥的“拯救公主”剧情，引人入胜
  
• 创新的玩法
  
• 岚少倾力推荐

行了我不瞎编了，这是第一个让我玩的想吐的platformer。
我在别的地方玩过很多跳台游戏，比这难的也接触过一些，然而这游戏的难度和猎奇度混在一起，成功的塑造了一种”令人恶心“的氛围。
游戏猎奇之处是多样化的：不仅有世界一步步转变时，逐渐逼近的绝望感，也有从第一世界直接变成第五世界、悬崖下伸出枯手的jumpscare。
关卡设计我认为相当成功。我的意思是，在恶心人这方面很成功。这游戏的目的大概是让你做噩梦，而不是让你觉得里面的谜题怎么好玩。各方面的恐怖，才是这个游戏最令我着迷的地方。
综上所述，本作无愧于”幻之名作“这一称号，推荐给所有对自己睡眠质量有自信的玩家！

第一次评测献给嗨丝袜
有欢乐有感动，也有为数不少的原作梗，当然还有很多新元素，没入原作坑的玩家也能收获很多乐趣
不过就是流程比我想象的有点短
总而言之，好游戏不算贵，顶了