kt: Mmm... burrito's sour cream

kt: pfft.. w/e
kt: burrito is my ♥♥♥♥♥

things kati likes: swallowing, being a lesbian, bungee cords, having her awesome button being pushed, long walks on the beach with a naughty ending ;), getting a 70$ bottle of jager for christmas planning baby showers with lees girlfriend, being best freinds with feathers girlfriends, you know girl stuff

dislikes: feathers touching her awesome button, certain words you shouldnt call a woman, woman jokes, drunks, dark meats like steak, being punched in the uterus, bad grammar, high school kids cause theyre scary, fat albinos, rage sqaures full of rage and bears and sharks, country music.

overall synopsis: shes a pretty down to earth girl ready to get freaky. she doesnt tell you where her button is so you have to take the time to find it unless youre feathers in wich case you just got straight there and dont have any fun. all you need to do is point to the bedroom and shes ready but at the end of the day shes still willing to talk about her feelings so shes not a 100% sex feind like most people take her too be. shes down to have a good time even if that means getting tivo to record family guy and eating honey bunches of oats while watchig it

(direct quote from kati:) "♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥! get on bottom, you suck at being on top"


Men build things, then we die. Its in our DNA, its what we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ do! And when it all falls down... we build it right back up again. But this time bigger... better! Look what we can do.. look how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful we are! Do you think the men that built this had it easy? Hard men, doing hard ♥♥♥♥! I am so sick of this self-help, 12 step, leftover hippie generation ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! They dont want you to do anything. Dont drink, dont smoke, dont drive fast. Kiss my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it, do it all i say. You think Duke ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelins with a therapist? Theres no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way he did! John wayne died with 5 pounds of undigested red meat in his ass! Now thats a man! Real men hide their feelings! Why? Because its none of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buisness! Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men deck you in the face and say thanks for coming out. - david della roco

<3 kati