-rep found this guy originally on the back of a milk carton, where they usually put the missing kids. I called the number beneath the picture to get more information when this absolute psycho answered the phone asking if I was calling about the "shrimp pics." He was trying so hard not to laugh but I just ignored it and said I was calling about the missing kid to get some information, and this dude just laughed for a solid two and a half minutes before shouting to someone else "this idiot really fell for it!" He confessed that the picture was of him and that he only did it as a prank, then plugged his twitch channel and told me to "sub or die."

Absolutely psychotic guy, but best $5 a month I've ever spent.

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+rep this dude has had me captive in his basement for 2 months and hasn't forgotten to feed me once ! It's a little cold and damp down here so the extra ration of stale bread he gives me really goes a long way in keeping my morale up. The only negative thing I have to say is that the soup could be a little warmer, but honestly it's such a small complaint in the grand scheme of things that I can look past it. Thanks dude!

+rep found this guy from his twitch streams (ttv/grannygrabber95) where he goes around hitting on old women on the train. Some people call it harassment but as a fellow old enjoyer I appreciate this guy's tact. Seriously, it should be made an artform to pick up old biddies, with how good this guy is. Man really spent all of the early 00's telling people on CoD that he was gonna ♥♥♥♥ their mom, and actually followed through. Be sure to check out his livestream but don't let your gram see it!

+rep if you also found this guy from his Cuckold Life Simulator guides then just know you're in the right place. Dude is super cool and a certified cuck. With 2000+ hours in Cuckold Life Sim idk what else I expected LOL, but yeah he's super chill.
10/10 would cuck again.

-rep single worst CoD player in existence. Dude really uses the crossbow omegalul