Recent reviews by national thugnographic

The game to redefine gaming for the next generation. The game posits the question "is it possible to cook an egg on Mount Everest?" and I began openly sobbing as I realized, standing there in the cold, the only thing stopping me from cooking an egg on Everest was that I had never considered I could. A masterpiece

this game is in abysmal technical condition and made on a foundation of poor decisions, in many ways completely awful, but having 100%ed it now there might never be a game that hooks me like this one again. here's looking at you, overkill

i have seen god, and i also sold his mythic lungs for the price of a completely trashed volvo sedan without a second thought

like sex but better