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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND BY THE GIANT OX OF COZY COMFORTS. RESTFUL SLEEP AND A WARM HEARTH WILL SOON BEQUEATH YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU COMMENT: "greetings, box of ox" ON THIS PROFILE

"The Khuzaits SUCK and they STINK" said ak3120, the man with the biggest neck in Calradia. One day, Sturgia was going to be the biggest kingdom in Calradia, and he was going to be the biggest king in Sturgia. "But we wuz Khuzaits" said a man from the crowd, and ak3120 threw an axe in his face. "Any other questions" Said ak, the man with the widest lat spreads in all of Calradia. Dude's back was shaped like a knightly kite shield. "What's your routine?" Asked a fellow Druzhinnik. "Kill Khuzaits 6x a week and then neck day" replied ak, using an axe to shove a piece of mutton into his mouth.

Crush my ♥♥♥♥ with a rock I must. Maximum pain I must endure. Okay, here we go.