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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
189.5 hrs on record (170.5 hrs at review time)
I am here to praise this game for opening my eyes toward such cute and peaceful creatures, "PANZER." Motherhood touched my heart when I spent Manpower and Fuel for these little babies. Light, Medium or Heavy Tanks, I micro them with affection. They received rather honorable veterancy and became 'Legendary Dank Flanks'.

It is true that it breaks my heart to pieces when I carelessly ordered and they died. (Reaction) Hearing such sentences, "NO NO NO!," of the Tiger or even "WE'RE DONE," of Half-tracks brought tears mixed with blood down my face. (Soundtrack) I cannot stand watching their wreckage (while enemy Sturmpioneers are savaging for fuel) as any mother cannot tolerate such sinful action. (Yes, sometimes I use the Allied factions.)

Long live Panzer.

PS. +Panzergrenadier's voice is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot. Jesus.
+T-34 looks like mickey mouse.
-Penal battalion, you wanker.
-Friendly aircraft crashed on my Oberkommando base.
-My PC is a toaster, so I rarely play this game.
Posted 9 July, 2015. Last edited 9 July, 2015.
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11 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
235.4 hrs on record (156.5 hrs at review time)
Nice achievement farming.

+ Build my own kingdom
+ Killing friendly animals
- Medusa
- My friend tried to build Swastika sign.
Posted 9 July, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.4 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
GOSH.

I CAN'T PASS LEVEL 140+.
Posted 9 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
+ Recommend this game because I bought it 90% off! OMG!
+ Sold its steam trading cards next! OMG!

- I'm so mad at its gameplay. God, I almost raged quit.
Posted 27 November, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
344.5 hrs on record (185.6 hrs at review time)
Recommended by my boyfriend. Wasn't disappointed.

I like how German tank is like, faster-than-light, compared to infantry unit. And WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, GANDHI!? I'm glad that I still haven't experienced any nuke bombings by him. But by friend? YES! It's WORLD WAR!

DLCs are also fun, a better version to me. Didn't have to focus mostly on war anymore, just trade and spread religion! And most of the time, WAR. Yep. I tried to avoid it but nah, stop sending missionaries to my cities!

Just play it.

Posted 26 November, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,280.9 hrs on record (521.7 hrs at review time)
A funny and enjoyable game with fairly nice graphic. Various classes yet balanced, depend on your play style. Go roaming, pocket or just afk around. Then become euphoric when you get a superb kill or hide yourself when die in such a embarrassing moment.

Moreover, TRADING! I have to admit that I spend time trading more than playing. It's fun too.

PS.Most of players are quite rude to newbie, though.
Posted 26 November, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
21.8 hrs on record (20.0 hrs at review time)
A combination of cuteness, fun and creativity that will makes you warmly welcome capitalism, HO!
Posted 20 May, 2014.
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