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owo cutie uwu

Today I (f, 24, vegan) accidentally ate some chicken ( f, 8 weeks, not vegan) and it made me so angry. Im vegan, and was at Popeyes and asked for a chicken sandwich, but the idiot at the counter didn’t realize that I was vegan just by looking at me (vegan) and understanding my vegan aura, and sold me (vegan) REAL chicken in my sandwich. I (vegan) realized this and told him (not vegan) that I’m vegan and that I’m going to murder his whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family because I (vegan) believe that animal death and cruelty is bad. He (not vegan) told me (vegan) he (not vegan) was going to call the police, and I (vegan) told him (not vegan) that you can’t do that because I’m vegan and I save lobsters at whole foods on the weekend. The cops (not vegan) arrested me (vegan) and they took all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lobster that I (vegan) heroically saved, and now I (vegan) have no one to talk to (lobsters).

There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a
while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her
web or trapping them in there so she can catch them.
She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for
her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell
her about my day while she eats. I have showered in
front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard
under her gaze. Just sometimes.

My deawest, doth thou know what would be a most wondewful thing to do on such a gowgeous day as this? To watch the sunset on the beach, with the sand beneath ouw toesies and the sea bwreeze in ouw haiw. 'Twould be a moment to chwerish fowever and evew, as we witnessth the glowe of the sun dip below the horizon and the sky painted with hues of gold and pink. Pweth thee, my wuv, wet us go and witness this mawvel of natuwe togethew.
Oh my, how wovewy to see thou hewe today! Pweth thee thou wouldst be so kind as to gwant me a moment of thy time? I have a most impowtant question to ask thee, if it pweases thee.

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