Huge Honcho
Hameln, Niedersachsen, Germany
 
 
I just wanted to say, I go home every night, turn on the news, see these congressmen & women getting out of their limousines with their law degrees. But for me, on main street... I’m still getting a $9 haircut and I drive a pretty nice van, and for that I’m fortunate. But what I hate is that I’m becoming the one with the draconian policies. I’m becoming the vilified. I manage a Quiznos and these punk kids come in and they expect a free bag of chips (as our deal used to be) but, you know, times have changed, and I’ve got to say you want those Doritos? Well cool ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ ranch kid.
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Tidewater 23 Oct @ 9:13pm 
My gf yells versions of ‘yummy’ when she climaxes

I’m looking for advice because it was at first cute but now it’s an odd thing that turns me off. I like to think I’m good at oral and sex. And I get off by getting my gf off first. But when she climaxes, she’ll look deeply into my eyes, with her eyes wide open and yell, ‘YUMMY, YUMMY!’ Or ‘YUM YUMS, oh YUM’ or ‘NUMMIES NUM NUM!!’

And I just want to say ‘What the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!?!’ This is literally the only problem in our relationship. She is great otherwise. You would think she is young and immature from this, but I’m 34 and she’s 29.

I brought it up once and asked her why she says that, and she says it adds to it. Maybe I should just start yelling out ‘CHAIR!! CHAIRS!!!’ or ‘PENGUIN!! PENGUINS!!!’ when I bust. It’s uncomfortable and it kinda kills the whole vibe.

I’d honestly rather her be into BDSM than yell yummy every time she ♥♥♥♥.
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Rascal McGuffins 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm 
can I have a free bag of chips
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tonu 1 Jan, 2014 @ 7:08pm 
dat qotes butifl, u mst b swft yung werrier n chuse lyfes gud pathe.