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A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
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All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing.
Gender is more or less optional.
(Guards! Guards!)
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It's clever, but is it art?
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Gomme's Laws:
(1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
(2) Time accelerates.
(3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away.
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Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin'
things to preserve their respectability. Thank God I'm not respectable.
-- Ruthven Campbell Todd
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Veal-Fattening Pen:
Small, cramped office workstations built of
fabric-covered disassemblable wall partitions and inhabited by junior
staff members. Named after the small preslaughter cubicles used by
the cattle industry.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"