Recent reviews by Choof

Probably one of the best RPG's all time

Super Fun, very addictive, and very challanging

This game makes we want to die! It is so horrible!

This is the worst of the worst, this game is straight out of a horror movie, with how bad it is made. It is so ugly to look at, I was screamin for the short amount of time I was capeable of playing this.
♥♥♥♥ animation, ♥♥♥♥ music, ♥♥♥♥ controls. I HATE THIS PILE OF GARBAGE OF A GAME.

Its presence in my steam library pisses me off! It is nothing but nightmares and horrible memories. A friend gifted this game to me as a joke, and I have never spoken to him since.
I recieve chronic aids from this product.

Worst experience of my life, I would rather be waterboarded by the CIA
(I am planning on contacting steam to remove this from my steam library, I hate it that much)

10/10 I want to hang myself

Alright my record might say 0.3 hours... but I have played the game for many hours now and I will tell why I do not recommend buying this game.

I had to go throuhg extreme methods to make this game work for me. I tried everything, but I some how managed to get this game to download in some file that is not connected to uplay or steam.
See.... uplay is again the problem here as it is with many games. It stops you from playing the actual game. When I tried to install it (multiple times) it never launched and instead sent me a messege telling me I don´t know how install a flipping game....

Anyway, when I finaly found a solution, I got the play the game.... and my god is this one hell of a glitchy game.

Some glitches are funny... and some just ruin the game.

Sometimes stuff despawns, sometimes the characters are not even there (so you wont be able to continue the mission)
Everytime you horse glitches out, because its one of the weakest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing in this whole game.

AI acts strange
The free running can be annoying and hard to control
Not to be a graphics ♥♥♥♥♥, but what is with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clipping of everything?

Combat is easy and a bit boring.
I wish there were more varied designs, and not too many of the same player model.

I am kinda only mentioning the bad stuff, but that is because the bad stuff is so bad, it makes you overlook the good stuff.... which, I really have trouble mentioning. The nature world looks nice, music is alright.

Oh yea, and Connor is not really the type of character I wanna play as... a naive boy who acts spoiled and gets enraged by everything? Why? Goobysoft really knows how to make bad main characters. Ezio was awesome, and then they just flopped...

Anyway, dont buy this game. Atleast not on PC, try console. Again this is one of the weaker assassins creed games.
Somehow, with new technology and stuff they managed to make this series worse. The first assassins creed is better than this game, and it did not have much to offer to begin with.... this one has, but its all crap.

The game is fun, exciting. But you should play it with friends. Never alone.

The game itself is 7/10 its pretty good.

Its pretty good... but I eventually stopped playing. You need friends to play this with you for it to be more fun, but that is just how it is with online games.

The good -It looks good, it runs fine. Nice action and game mechanics. Challanging in a good way. fun combat, nice customisation.

The bad -Can be boring, dependant on other players, takes days to get the good gear, tons of updates, going solo just doesnt work, you have to pay to get the fun stuff if you don´t want to wait for days of playing.

The ugly - man some of those enemies needs some plastic surgery, they look like someone beat the crap out of them.

I would reccomend the game to people who have friends that are willing to play this and have fun with you. Otherwise I don´t think you would have such a great experiance, but it is one of the greater f4p games out there. So atleast give at try and see what you think.

OK... this game is awesome

I really like this game.
The gameplay and controls are simple, its not like other games where the game forces a tutorial at you so you can learn the game. The fun thing is to learn about the game as you play.
The game is also challanging at some points, but that is a good thing for a game like this.
The art style is cool with the glowing lights and the blockshaped world.
I like the weapons, I wish they would make more.
If you like the binding of Isaac then you are gonna live this game, there are very much alike
The soundtrack is also AWESOME!!

The issues that I have with with this game is that it can be a bit slow at some points, because sometimes you have to go through many rooms that you have already cleared to buy items and get all the way back to the next floor
Also this is just a personal issue... my computer does not go well with this engine, but I found a way to solve it

I recommend this game to people who likes fun and challanging games. This game is addictive and has a lot of replayabillity.

This game is so damn, addictive man. I can´t stop playing! I love it!