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No words can describe how insanely good this game is. 9.9/10

I like it

viking good

I've heard researchers say there is no link between video games and violence. These people have clearly never played Code Vein. Never has a game filled me with such rage, with such hatred, with such contempt as Code vein. The designer of Code Vein, Yuta Yamamoto, rarely leaves his home without a
bodyguard. Identifying himself as "the guy who made Code Vein" usually ends with him being unceremoniously punched in the nose.
Is this game great? No, maybe for the first 2 hours until you realise how much the game repeats itself, most of the levels have the same enemy just re-skinned, and sometimes even the exact same enemy. The bosses are trivial and not that interesting many of the bosses not even having a second stage.
Now on to the good stuff, "The Cathedral of Sacred Blood", most possibly the worst level designed in video game history, this level is so repeating and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying to navigate through, it uses the same textures throughout the whole, with the same 3 to 4 enemies appearing over and over again, Let me not mention that these think that they are on level of boss monsters, bombarding you with teleport attacks and some attacks only players with godlike reaction time are able to even comprehend. The map is confusing and doesn't help with navigation, without finding a guide online I would of found it impossible to locate loot that I have missed.
Now onto the Boreal Brute, they're like bonewheels from Dark Souls if they were abducted and selectively bred with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Warhammer 40k space marines for the most hulking munted speed demonry, with each subsequent generation being baptized in more and more increasingly concentrated vats of radioactive monster energy drinks, these ♥♥♥♥♥ literally never stop attacking and their entire body is a hitbox, even their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ranged attack is an icy MOAB that cleaves your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in half if you even happen to be occupying space somewhere on the same godamn continent.

I hope you don't flame me for my review, but I would appreciate a discussion, to further increase my crippling depression.