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Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 8:33pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 2:55pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 2:45pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:02pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 2:50pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 7:05pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 3:13pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 5:24pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm