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4 people found this review helpful
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2.5 hrs on record
Buggy, uninteresing, repetitive. By far the worst Metro game.

Absolutely tiresome cutscenes, braindead story and plot that makes very little sense.
And my god are the mechanics ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, a crafitng system that adds absolutely nothing a gun jamming mechanic that is annoying and controls that are just extremely bad.

Whoever says that this game is a "masterpiece", please go get some help.
Posted 29 September, 2024.
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16.6 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
This game is by far the worst of all the Metro games. Floaty controls (sprinting down stairs just makes you loose all control), empty uninteresting landscapes. Repetitive quests, absolutely boring cutscenes. A craftig system that offers absolutey nothing, a system that makes your weapon not work for whatever reason. Feels like some people watched Unreal Engine tutorials and just added ♥♥♥♥ to somehow get the game to 30 hours, for example getting out the lighter to burn spiderwebs adds ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing except making this tedious game even longer.

I absolutely loved 2033 and Last Light but this one is so bad and boring it broke me and I can't get myself to finish this.
Posted 29 September, 2024.
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614.1 hrs on record (222.2 hrs at review time)
Can't reccomend this indie game. How many times was the menu UI changed but not improved. every game there is some killer proxy camping or tunneling. Hit detection that is worse that some 2010 games. Balancing is nonexistent. Developers have absolutely no idea how their game is played. New MMR system is absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and has to be the worst of all the current games. And get ready to be slugged once theres only 2 survivors left cause these baby killers sweat for the 4k.

Also get ready to play with someone else and be stuck in the main lobby while your friend is in the pre game lobby and your game just doesn't load you in. But can happen with an indie game that is developed by 3 people.
Posted 6 March, 2024. Last edited 16 March, 2024.
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72.8 hrs on record (45.5 hrs at review time)
Amazing game, having lots of fun. Would be good to have more maps and maybe to rework some of the bigger maps. Looking forward to further updates.
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Looks, feels and plays like some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ F2P game. Uninspired Weapons and Maps, absolute laughable vehicle physics, UI was designed by someone who doesn't know what UI means and the AI is on the same level as your typical DICE employee. It's a joke of a game, even watching the minimap rotate with what feels like 5 FPS makes you laugh about the people who spent full price on this game. Animations look strange, looking down at your body looks worse than BF4. Overall this game should have been free from the start and even then it would not have been a good game.
Posted 14 October, 2023.
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8.5 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Extremely repetitive and boring. Uninspired weapons and maps.
Also some real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mechanics.

What's the point in customizing your character if there are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ many characters?
Customizing the weapons is also pretty useless considering every special version of the weapon is better than any attachments.

Posted 30 January, 2022.
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