Скорошни рецензии на larry the foreskin lobster

>Spawn in, first time ever playing game.
>Hear gunshots at a church near me.
>Go to investigate.
>Man in nothing but underwear and a pistol is standing behind the alter preaching "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, AND YOU; AND YOU!" through his mic, and shooting these people in the head.
>Man's name is 'The Mezican Jesus' (that was not a typo, Mezican.)
>Once everyone is dead except me and his cult following group in the church, I approach him, asking for food.
>He drops me a dirty bottle of water, blesses me, and proclaims it is 'The Holy Water'
>Him and his following all climb inside of a van and he tells me to get in.
>I get inside the cramped van, and we take a long voyage to the city, listening to Hallelujah through Jesus' mic.
>We get to the city, and we make frequent stops, killing everyone we see; while Jesus still plays Hallelujah through his mic and screams "YER ALL GOIN TO HELL"
>Once we annihalate all life forms of the city, we leave.
>It all comes to an end, Mezican Jesus drives us off of a cliff screaming "PURGATORY HERE WE COME"

10/10 would pray again

All Terain Rafts.
Coconuts.
Sharks.
Duct Tape.
Wilson.

10/10 would get stranded in real life

honestly this game was really confusing when i first started playing as i am stubborn and didnt read any guides. despite of this, it only took me 30 minutes or so to fully understand the game.

pros
big, nice looking maps
movement/objectives is nice
graphics can be outstanding if you are able to run them
easy to level up classes

cons
aiming is wierd, bullets seem to have a mind of their own.
not enough guns!!!
odd melee animation with bayonet, it's cringe worthy
characters scream alot

8/10 while still in development, can't wait to see final product

Can rip a man's arm off then beat him with it.

10/10

Can give surgery to an alien.

10/10

Hacks.

10/10

Can spin a magnum's chamber.
10/10

Can be a goat.
10/10

Can pee on a preist then light him on fire.

10/10

I can be naked and kill people with stones.

10/10