>Spawn in, first time ever playing game.
>Hear gunshots at a church near me.
>Go to investigate.
>Man in nothing but underwear and a pistol is standing behind the alter preaching "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, AND YOU; AND YOU!" through his mic, and shooting these people in the head.
>Man's name is 'The Mezican Jesus' (that was not a typo, Mezican.)
>Once everyone is dead except me and his cult following group in the church, I approach him, asking for food.
>He drops me a dirty bottle of water, blesses me, and proclaims it is 'The Holy Water'
>Him and his following all climb inside of a van and he tells me to get in.
>I get inside the cramped van, and we take a long voyage to the city, listening to Hallelujah through Jesus' mic.
>We get to the city, and we make frequent stops, killing everyone we see; while Jesus still plays Hallelujah through his mic and screams "YER ALL GOIN TO HELL"
>Once we annihalate all life forms of the city, we leave.
>It all comes to an end, Mezican Jesus drives us off of a cliff screaming "PURGATORY HERE WE COME"

10/10 would pray again

>Spawn in, first time ever playing game. >Hear gunshots at a church near me. >Go to investigate. >Man in nothing but underwear and a pistol is standing behind the alter preaching "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, AND YOU; AND YOU!" through his mic, and shooting these people in the head. >Man's name is 'The Mezican Jesus' (that was not a typo, Mezican.) >Once everyone is dead except me and his cult following group in the church, I approach him, asking for food. >He drops me a dirty bottle of water, blesses me, and proclaims it is 'The Holy Water' >Him and his following all climb inside of a van and he tells me to get in. >I get inside the cramped van, and we take a long voyage to the city, listening to Hallelujah through Jesus' mic. >We get to the city, and we make frequent stops, killing everyone we see; while Jesus still plays Hallelujah through his mic and screams "YER ALL GOIN TO HELL" >Once we annihalate all life forms of the city, we leave. >It all comes to an end, Mezican Jesus drives us off of a cliff screaming "PURGATORY HERE WE COME" 10/10 would pray again