Recent reviews by TURNP

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate PSN

I love it already and I can tell I'm going to be playing for a long time. I've been obsessing over my star fort design for the past hour and oh my god historical military architects knew what they were doing.

Glory to the first man to die! For the sake of our homes and the last vestiges of mankind, you will Hold The Line!

Helldivers 2 forced me to learn that fun is not about finishing games without disconnecting or crashing - it is about enjoying yourself before you disconnect or crash.

it is mortality and the human condition.

squats on top of incomplete-early-access-cash-shop games and takes a titanic dump on their faces

Breaks my heart to do this, really does. But you know, can't lie and say anyone should buy this in its current state.

Secret Word: Angel

the main character is a really stupid sociopathic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i wanted to brain him with a tire iron

Disregard, supply line bug still not fixed, is game breaking.

DO NOT BUY. WAIT 6 MONTHS.

I was very uneasy about having to be a royalist swine crushing the people and trampling their future.

But I am glad the game is now giving me the choice.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION! DEATH TO THE KING!

This game is seriously awful. It took 8 hours for me to realize I was playing a glorified farming simulator that was way less fulfilling and fun as WoW. Character models are all very generic and indistinct and everyone looks the same. Servers are laggy and unreliable. Combat is boring and clumsy feeling. And the worst worst worst sin of all? The quests are all the same, and you repeat the exact same quest over and over and over to level up. It is literally nothing but grinding.